MFW my cookie breaks apart in my hand and the biggest chocolate chip lands on the floor.
I’ve built a shrine to Conan O’Brien in hopes of scoring tickets to his San Diego Comic-Con show.
I passed a low rider on the freeway whose speakers were so loud that I could have Shazam’d their song from 10 yards…
The dog groomer has Hanukkah cookies on clearance sale. We’re going to use them to teach our dogs Yiddish.
When you order a game that Matthew Inman illustrated this is the kind of packing slip that ships with it.
Got to my desk, forgot my tablet in my car. Got to my car, forgot my keys at my desk.
Hosted my niece’s birthday party complete with the gift she’s wanted above all other gifts.
This contestant on Jeopardy said that he doesn’t have a “man cave,” he has a “nerd cave.” OMG I wants one too.
I have convinced my religious friend that playing skee ball for prize tickets is the equivalent of gambling.
My Nexus 7 is nearly four years old. Time for a new case.