When you move backwards in a YouTube video you’re not rewinding because there’s nothing to wind.
MFW someone brings ice cream cake to the office.
Someone on Craigslist was giving away the letters to spell “HOLLYWOOD”.
Heading to Venice Beach to look at some artwork today. I better brush my beard so as to fit in.
I think 100% of my white undershirts have chocolate ice cream stains just under their collars.
Closing out National Pie Day the right way
I booted my own wife from my Google Family plan. No ragrets. #heartless
We saw a squirrel running along our fence with leaves in its mouth.
While moving the planter box from here to there I found out why we get so many flying scarabs in the summer.
I got a belated birthday gift in the mail today.